Airshow compo #2 – Caption please!

Pilot : Oh Crumbs these brakes aren’t working!!!
Groundsman : Slowly I said SLOWLY!!!!!

Groundsman: Knyp twee balle vas tussen jou bene met jou hanne en jou knee opie steune, trek af jou broek en Brul….

Pilot: uuuuuhm….Dave, I think we are in South Afica

Groundsman: Ans stop

Pilot: I don’t think he know’s we are suicide bommers yet.

Guy next to the Plane(Patrick) : Can I watch your Plane for you?

Pilot: That was a long sweaty flight. Looking forward to something cold.
Ground controller: Yellow lolly or red lolly?

PLANE:DUH,DOES THIS DUDE THINK IM BUGS BUNNY…
GROUNDSMAN:COME NOW BOYTJIE OR ILL GIVE YOU CARROTS

GROUNDSMAN:Kom-plain Kom-plain Kom-plain
PILOT:Hey that’s the dude that works in the complaints department!

PLane: Oh, thank heavens for these female pilots – another safe landing.
Groundsman: For pete’s sake stop admiring your reflection and come over here – these stick things are getting heavy.

Pilot: “Oh no! They got to be kidding, they told me the end of the runway was narrow, but this narrow”
Groundsman: I hope the pilot remembers who is holding up these markers, cause if he clips me – my sister will have him sleeping in the spare room for a long time to come.

Pilot: Ha ha ha, the lollipop man’s lost his lollipops …
Ground controller (thinks): I wonder how much he’ll laugh when he figures out I’m telling him to stop because there’s a truck in the way…

GROUNDSMAN: Eish, these lightsabers don’t work. when i wave them only planes come to me

PILOT: Ahh we’re going to crash into the HANGER!!!

GROUDSMAN: Eish these flies are a horrible things(waving wands).

hello johan

PLANE: IS IT SAFE TO FOR THE PASANGERS TO GET OFF HERE

GROUNDSMAN: don’t be mad come this way van schoore is around that corner

Plane Damn hitch hiker Groundsman How do you stop these modern BRT buses

PLANE: IS IT SAFE TO FOR THE PASANGERS TO GET OFF

GROUNDSMAN:GO AHEAD VAN SCHOORE DON’T WORK HERE ANYMORE

Sort-of on topic – well, it’s to do with flight and humour, anyway.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a DA supporter!”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist,” everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be an ANC Government official”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Plane: Just what do you intend doing with those?
Groundsman: Just keep moving in on the yellow line, these can double up as high voltage shock sticks!

Pilot: This carguard has no idea how difficult it is for me to reverse park this thing!
Carguard: Don’t worry, if anyone tries to steal your voertuig, I will hit him with my big sticks!!

Pilot: This carguard has no idea hoe difficult it is for me to reverse park this thing!
Carguard: Don’t worry, if anyone tries to steal your voertuig, I will hit him with my big sticks!!

Plane: Does this idiot know what he’s doing!?!
Controller: Come, come, come … Any second now those airline meals in the truck are gonna be squished!

Groundsman: Now, come on, follow these little sticks, a little more… Jeez, man, don’t you know where straight is? Just because they are pointing up doesn’t mean you are cleared for take off!

Pilot: Hell, this guy is worse than driving with my mother-in-law!!

Plane: I’m not drunk (hic), I can follow this line no problem!
Groundsman: Hello! Over here you idiot, stop flying around!

groundsman: STOP< I have Dynamite!
Plane: oh hell, thought this does not happen in EL.

Pilot: Heehah! Just in time for the show!

Groundsman: Rolling the drums!!

Groundsman: ooh… i hope he sees me?
Pilot asks Co-Pilot: Do i pass on the left or right side…?

Pilot: Landlubber!
Groundsman: Taxi driver..!

Pilot:”Looks like he’s having fun…”
Groundsman:” Pull your left wing in, put your left wing out…do the hokey pokey…”

Ground Control: Mind that fence.
Pilot: Naaah, that was last week’s competition.

Groundsman: Toro! toro! toro!
Pilot: Olé!

Plane: hey who is that guy pretending to be ground control?

Groundsman: i’ve always wanted to guide planes, now how does this work? hmm… left arm out, right arm out…

Groundsman: Slowly, slowly…come in Pilot, you are moving in to fast.

Pilot 1: Hey, Isn’t that the guy that select the caption winners?

Pilot2(Curtly) : Yes, lets bump him

Plane: Oh truck!!!!
Grounds man: Up yours too!

Groundsman: He’d better not be thinking of crossing school grounds, skidding on runways or dropping engines in the air again, i’m so not in the mood”
Pilot: Where’s my “Idiot’s guide to flying” duuuhhhh, ummmmmmm….

Plane: roll out the red carpet already shorty!
Groundsman: mmm, a drum roll is all you gonna get out of me Jumbo!

Controller: How many sticks can you see?
Pilot: Sticks? You’re holding sticks?

Groundsman: Put your hands in the air and hand over the plane – this is a plane-jack!
Pilot: Damit! I knew we should not have made an emergency landing in Zim!

Pilot: blindspot miror blindspot
Controller: wonder if my wife Knows yet.