And Sassi says… – caption competition

Sassi:”Hey! will you..ag..will you put me gently man?im not young anymore”

Peep, peep, peep, ******* slumtown! What did I do to deserve this ****hole!

“Oh boy, I’m free at last….I thought I was dom.

Come fly with me – lets fly – lets fly away ….

That was one helluva farewell party…

What, where, when – don’t mess with me, I know birds in high places!

And these fools think I’m gonna be happy living in a concrete cage while i can smell the sea air and see the free birds flying above me.

Is this surf or turf? Hope it’s surf! Turf gives me the sniffs and believe me you don’t want me to sneeze!

AWWWWWW Shani, can’t we try again, I promise I will change, just don’t leave me with her, pleeeeaaaase.

I HOPE FRANSCINA MINNIE ISN’T ALOWED HERE
DON’T WANT TO BE ANOTHER BOBO

Check out that bird, what a fine specimen.

I’ll show you my sassi if you show me your sushi.

“Honey, I’m home”

come on guys, sing with me:
up, up and away ha hey

Where’s Nemo? Anyone find him yet? Is he here?

Just the two of us, building our castle in the sky.

Sassi: “Mine!”

“Dam she’s cute hope she’s had her shots dont want bird-flu”

I will only get out if the ‘chicks” in the aquarium are hot like you.

Oh the cramp. Look at the size of the box, and then look at me. Do the math

That’s the last time I fly Kalula!

Sassi: “Hey, what do you mean this is not Rio! I specifically requested Rio! RIO!
(Then spots Suishi): Helloooo Mama!

Where’s she, where’s she, let me at her!!