Friday caption fun!
So folks, it’s Friday again – and in the spirit of our favourite working day of the week, we are giving you a funny pic, asking you to provide us with a caption. This week, it’s the turn of one of those pesky baboons at Cape Point. Tell us what he’s saying and you could make it into the DispatchOnline’s blogofame!
The caption of the picture, taking by the Associated Press’ Schalk van Zuydam, reads as follows: “A baboon seen as he attempts to open the door of a car at Cape Point on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa, Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009.
Visitors heading to South Africa premier holiday destination during the 2010 World Cup maybe worried about becoming victims of the country’s high crime rate but they are more likely to find themselves robbed or mugged by a rather furry kind of felon: baboons.”
So please blog now and tell us what old baboon is saying!
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Please, please, 50c…. 50c, I want to buy bread …..
“This is a hi…er..boonjack.Get out with your banana in your hand.”
HIJACK!!!!!
No, man, Don’t worry how I know your name … this is a HIJACK!!!!
Stop saying hi back again, Jack!
Oh, for Piet’s sake, I will take the next one. This one must be a municipal official from BCM!
My wife’s not going to believe I locked my keys in the car.
I’m glad I work in Bhisho!!! Now I can go home early!
Pssssst – hope you’re not a parking pirate, be careful or the dispatch will get you!
You don’t have any!…..Turn left at the big boabab, drive on the gravel for about 2 kays, the shop’s on left……I keep that child sitting in the back seat until you return!!
Ja meneer… did you got a licence ??
you’ve pulled over, now open the door, i wanna show you how big my teeth are!
50 seffrican ront and i’ll show you a good time..
this is a “Traffic Services Roadblock”, licence and registration please!
I hope this one has aircon….
“This is LAPD. We want your Tazz”.
Driver: “Oh go away Bob”.
Genuine meneer, tis for reel, I gotta big family to feed
Hey Comrade!!!! My name is Julius. If you don’t forward me some nice goodies for my fat tummy I will have to mobilise my troops.
Stop monky’ing around and open your window
Tar HOT HOT HOT! Feet BURNING BURNING BURNING!
Any space for a brother?
What about my banana?? Who’s your MONKEY??
Give the star to wiZard. Brilliant, wiZard. Simply brilliant.
WHO YOU CALLING A VROT TAIL ?
BET this one wont make it
My Banana? She is da 10 ronts…….Yes, per hour my laanie
Hallo, good morning and thank you please, wind down your windows and give me your keys, now put up your hands as open the door, of your luxury vechile or your 4×4 thang you.. Gauteng-aleng, gauteng-aleng, i wana stay in gauteng-aleng, die crime is streg but what the heng man dis lekker om te bewe hier in gauteng-aleng! OOPS THIS IS NOT GAUTENG, ALTHOUGH GAUTENG-ALENG SOUND BETTER THAN CAPE POINT-ALENG
Gimme the frikkin banana or I’m a gonna go APE on your ass.
schmeegs 
please please take me to the BCM. I am late for my first day on the job!
Get out of the car slowly with your hands above your head!
Ou boet….you need a bantam.
You should think about how stupid you look from my side, I’m not the one that ran out of petrol.
hahahaha @Les Holbrook 
Hye, come on, Baba, only R10 more and I can take my family back with me to Zimbabwe. Oh, and Bob’s my uncle!
ok bossie, i watch your car very nice. no dents, no scratches, no marks, no break-ins…
move ove you Monkey… i’ll drive from here !!!
Move over you Monkey… i’ll drive from here !
Pleeeeease Mr Malema! I want to join the Youth League!
I need a lift to Jo’burg to tell the geeks to fix the DD blogs.
Umishini wam!
Got a coupla pieces of bog roll – I think it was a `wettie’..
Just testin the `anti-hijack’ door locks……
NO I AM NOT THE LEADER OF THE ANC YOUTH LEAGUE
Someone stole my Savanna! You wouldn’t have a bottle by any chance?
Typical…..a white car
the fine is R500…how much cash do you have?
Sweetheart, please let me in. This is not funny. Yes, okay, I’ll take the monkey suit off.
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